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thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

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nameispotato:

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

nameispotato:

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

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theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

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nicocw:

My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak.  He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks.  Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS.  As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know.  This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.

No items. Barboach only. Final Destination.

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fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

10 for Jesus

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dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

Are we just going to ignore the “Missionary” sign lady?

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sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.

Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

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hatmaninc:

Amon’s finale wrap up wasn’t well received

Yes

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

And now we wait for the Bruce Campbell one….

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